Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.
Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas
firefighters are incredibly under appreciated, this is sadly the first appreciation post to them and we need more of these, they literally walk through hell to pick up people and pull them out, they are all Castiels if all civilians are Deans, and they save animals, treating all like humans, i have never heard of a firefighter that has chosen not to save someone for there race or sex or sexuality or anything, a human is a human and an animal is an animal, i love these people and they don’t deserve to be ignored as much as they are
The slogan will be ARE YOU READY TO LEARN SOME HARDCORE REAL-ASS SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS?!
First off, we’re going to have a show with a comedic edge hosted by Jessica Williams entitled, “Shit White Men Didn’t Fucking Invent, For Fuck’s Sake, No Matter What You Think.” I figure six seasons and a movie shouldn’t be a difficult expectation.
We’re going to have a show called, “What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?” denouncing stupid conspiracy theories. Once a year on the anniversary of the moon landing, whichever astronaut would like to scream obscenities at people who believe the moon landing was faked will get to do so.
We’re going to do two paired shows about the presidents of the United States. One will be called “What [The President] Did Right” and the other will be called “What [The President] Did Wrong.” There will be no time limit on either episode. I expect the “What Reagan Did Wrong” episode to be approximately seventeen hours long.
And we’re also going to do the same thing for every other world leader, goddamn it, because we are NOT the most important people on the planet.
We’re going to do White History Month the way it should be done — by showing every goddamn thing white people have fucked up since time began. You already got something like twelve to sixteen years of education about how awesome white people were throughout history. Don’t come crying to me when you suddenly get that White History Month you wanted and it turns out we were absolute smug selfish abusive murdering shitsacks.
We’re going to learn about mathematicians and scientists and artists and performers and royalty and peasants and anyone who’s had a hand in making history, no matter where they were from. We’re going to have documentaries about every goddamn country on the planet, especially the African ones, because for fuck’s sake Africa is not a fucking country.
We’re going to have documentaries about disasters that happened in Africa and Asia and the Middle East that don’t fucking focus on white tourists. We’re going to have a show called “Hey, Everybody, Stop Being a Dick” where people talk about bigotry and -isms they experience every day from other people, and how many of these -isms haven’t progressed so much as changed. We’re going to have a show about gay rights that focuses on shit you never see in the mainstream like the homeless LGBT youth population and biphobia in the media.
We’re going to have a bunch of shows where we pick a date at random, and we show you what your everyday life would be like if you were poor or rich, or what you would do socially, or what kind of slang you would use and what you’d be reading. We’ll have a concert playing songs which would have been popular at the time. And we’ll have a show where we show what people would have been wearing at the time so you know.
We’re going to have shows about mass shootings which never mention the shooter’s names but tell you about every goddamn victim. We’re going to have made-for-TV docu-dramas that aren’t just about shit that happens in the United States. We’re going to have an entire department devoted to standing up and saying, “There are not enough women in the crowd in the background of this scene,” and, “Why is the only black man in this miniseries playing the fucking Devil?!” and anything else that needs to be pointed out to keep us from looking like assholes.
And hey, we’ll talk a LOT about the fact that poor people throughout history have done impossibly hard jobs for not enough money without only doing so because we can get Nielsen ratings out of them if we do.
Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.
As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.
The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.
‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.
But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.
‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.
Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.
holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses
they are my heroes
YOU GO GIRLS
"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"
that is amazing
Creative kid. More creative mom.